Need to get my laptop fixed ASAP need my stardew valley game to be cute again

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Nothing too vampiric here yet, but it’s an idea I had about my Stardew Valley vampire AU, where Pelican town is secretly a vampire lair. I like to use Elliott for the aesthetic hehe.
Small town, there’s only one bus to go that broke down just when you arrived? No problem :)

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deva-arts:

It’s Mermay! Have a Mer-Elliott just for funsies :D

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lemon-zesttt:

This is 100% what they do in their free time

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I still can’t over the fact that people try saying Elliott forced himself on the player like

1.he asks if you even want to get on the boat (there’s other ro’s who don’t ask of you actually want to go with them)

2. If you ask him to stop kissing you, he actually stops and doesn’t get mad

3.at that point you are actually dating you chose to give him the flowers. It’s not like some random guy just dragged you away

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slaaneshite:
“ dr-n-tropy:
“ cartoon:
“ITS TIME TO STOP
”
City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.
”
I wanna fucking yabba-dabba die
”

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OK but in endwalker wtf was up with when they’d have npcs take turns in saying one line/comment. It was really weird. Like something would happen and they’d be like

“amazing” , “great” , “fantastic”, “cool”

I’m just sat there like??

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azem-ghale:

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Decided to try Cyberpunk again, didn’t hit shit on the getaway in the starting mission

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Remember when that girl made a lighthearted joke about her been a zoo exhibit and she got harassed by people calling her racist because black people used to get out in zoos, that was something

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